Negotiations with God

"To get to Heaven, you gotta go through Hell." A comedic fantasy that will leave you in stitches.

***2020 Pencraft Awards “1st Place Winner for Fantasy, Myth, & Legend”*** What if after this life, you got to live another one? What if you were able to negotiate the terms of that life with a God? What if that God was a jerk?!Good-natured Rowen finds himself in this exact situation. Face-to-face with the crocodile-headed God, Delemor, Rowen gets to negotiate his next life and live it out with the hope of ascending to the highest heaven, Empyrean.But will Delemor deem his life worthy of ascent? Will he sentence Rowen to an eternity in Hell? Or will he grant him another chance to live somewhere else in the saga of time to get it right?Based on actual historical figures and events, as well as actual Gods and supernatural beings, Negotiations with God recounts Rowen’s journey, from leader of the 14th century Children’s Crusade to the most trusted advisor of the last Emperor of Russia, with a little human sacrifice along the way.Negotiations with God is an entertaining and savage satire of history, humanity, and the heavens. Ribald and irreverent, you will love it or go to Hell.

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